This page highlights some of the occupation themed t-shirts I have designed. Most of these designs can be found at Wage Slave Gifts. Additional designs are available at Work Work Work
Need a gift for an electrician? Gifts for an office party, a retirement party, or just to say "thank-you"? The following designs, available on t-shirts, mugs and as framed prints, make great gifts.

Electrical themed T-shirt design featuring the words "Rule over the Current!"
A great gift idea for an electrician or an electronics hobbyist!
Humorous design includes the words - "Beware of the Electrician - Owner assumes no responsibility".
An overworked electrician can be more dangerous than an angry dog! Protect yourself from expensive lawsuits by displaying this design. Remember, you can be held liable if your electrician bites a customer or an assistant!
Electricians, in their natural habitat, can be dangerous and unpredictable. It's always a good idea to provide warning to others!

Ornery? Hard to get along with? Want to warn others about your attitude, or the attitude of a co-worker?
This electrician t-shirt design mimics a road construction warning sign and includes the following words - "Ornery Electrician Zone"
A great gift idea for an ornery electrician!
Are you an electrician who is sometimes hard to get along with?
Do you know someone who fits this description?
This humorous t-shirt design includes the words - "NOTICE, For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Electricians!"
An overworked electrician, in captivity, can be just as unpredictable and dangerous as a wild animal. Never try to give them food without first asking their keeper for permission.

Be one with the multimeter! The long sought secret to mastering the electrician trade. To achieve absolute perfection, you must become one with the multimeter.

So when did electricians come into being? Is it possible that the electrician profession has existed much longer than previously believed? Recently unearthed ancient verses may provide clues. This t-shirt includes the words - Let there be electricians, to rule over the current. - Genesis 1:36
This machinist t-shirt design features the words "Machinist" and "Rule over the Metals"

Are managers, inspectors, and coworkers constantly interrupting your work with trivialities? Is your workday crowded with needless meetings and distractions?
This machinist t-shirt design features the words "Machinist" and "BACK OFF! Give me some room to work."
A great gift idea for a serious machinist who just wants to get the job done!
So how did machinists come into being? When was the machining field created? Recently discovered ancient verses may provide an important clue. This machinist t-shirt design featuring the words Let there be machinists, to removeth metal from bigger chunks of metal to maketh useful things. - Genesis 1:36
This design makes a great gift idea for a machinist with a sense of humor!
Are you an machinist who is sometimes hard to get along with? Do you know someone who fits this description? This humorous t-shirt design includes the words - "NOTICE, For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Machinists!"
An overworked machinist, in captivity, can be just as unpredictable and dangerous as a wild animal. Never try to give them food without first asking their keeper for permission.

This metal-working t-shirt design features the words "Rule over the metal!"
This design is also suitable for blacksmiths, metallurgists, and tinsmiths.

It's not enough to master the cutter. Machining perfection requires that you become the cutter. Naturally, Earth shattering revelations such as this belong on t-shirts.

Be one with the machine! Only then will you have truly mastered the machinists trade!

Welding t-shirt design featuring the words "Strike the arc!" This great looking design makes a great gift for serious welding professionals.

Are managers, clients, and coworkers constantly interrupting your work with trivialities? Is your workday crowded with needless meetings and distractions? Would you rather spend more time welding, and less time dealing with nonsense?
This welder t-shirt design features the words "WELDER - BACK OFF! Give me some room to work."
A great gift idea for a serious welder who just wants to get the job done!

How did the field of welding come into being? Is it possible that welders have been around much longer than previously thought? Recently discovered ancient verses might shed new light on the history of the occupation.
This welding t-shirt includes the words "Let there be welders, to attach metal things to other metal things. - Genesis 1:36"

Ornery? Hard to get along with? Want to warn others about your attitude, or the attitude of a co-worker?
This welder t-shirt design mimics a road construction warning sign and includes the following words - "Ornery Welder Zone"
It's ok to be ornery, but it's always polite to warn others before they enter the "danger zone".

Are you a welder who is sometimes hard to get along with? Do you know someone who fits this description?
This humorous t-shirt design includes the words - "NOTICE, For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Welders!"
An overworked welder, in captivity, can be just as unpredictable and dangerous as a wild animal. Never try to give them food without first asking their keeper for permission.

This metal-working t-shirt design features the words "Rule over the metal!"
This is actually one of our machinist designs, but is also applicable to welders.

It's not enough to master the bead, perfection as a welder requires that you become the bead. Naturally, Earth shattering revelations such as this belong on t-shirts.