Specialty Graphics

T-shirts and Gifts for Health Care Occupations

This page highlights some of the occupation themed t-shirts I have designed. Most of these designs can be found at Wage Slave Gifts. Additional designs are available at Work Work Work

Dentistry T-shirts

Need a gift for a dentist? Gifts for an office party, a retirement party, or just to say "thank-you"? The following designs, available on t-shirts, mugs and as framed prints, make great gifts.

Dentist t-shirt

Dentistry - Just lie down, shut up, and open wide!

This dentist t-shirt design features the words "Dentistry" and "Just lie down, shut up, and open wide!"

A great gift idea for a serious dentist who just wants to get the job done!

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Ornery dentist t-shirt

Ornery Dentist Zone

Ornery? Hard to get along with? Want to warn others about your attitude, or the attitude of a co-worker?

This dentistry t-shirt design mimics a road construction warning sign and includes the following words - "Ornery Dentist Zone"

Everyone is ornery once in a while. Be polite and provide warning to others.

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Beware of the dentist t-shirt

Beware of the Dentist

Humorous design includes the words - "Beware of the Dentist - Owner assumes no responsibility".

An overworked dentist can be more dangerous than an angry dog! Protect yourself from expensive lawsuits by displaying this design. Remember, you can be held liable if your dentist bites a patient or an assistant!

This attention getting design makes a great gift idea for a Dentist with a sense of humor!

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Creation of dentists t-shirt

The Creation of Dentistry

So when did dentists come into being? Is it possible that dentistry has existed much longer than previously believed? Recently discovered ancient verses may provide answers. This dentistry t-shirt design includes the words "Let there be dentists, to drillith away the decay that groweth on the enamels. - Genesis 1:36"

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Rule over the decay t-shirt

Rule over the Decay!

Dentistry design includes the words - "Rule over the decay!".

Funny dentist t-shirt

Please, Do Not Feed The Dentists!

Are you a dentist who is sometimes hard to get along with?

Do you know someone who fits this description?

This humorous t-shirt design includes the words - "NOTICE, For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Dentists!"

An overworked dentist, in captivity, can be just as unpredictable and dangerous as a wild animal. Never try to give them food without first asking their keeper for permission.

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Nurse T-shirts

Funny nurse t-shirt

Shut up and let me do my job!

Nurse t-shirt design featuring the words "Nursing - Just lie down, shut up, and let me do my job!"

This humorous design is available on a variety of products, including t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs and prints.

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A great gift idea for a no-nonsense nurse with a sense of humor!
Queen of the nurses t-shirt

Queen of the Nurses

Humerous nurse t-shirt design featuring the words "Queen of the Nurses"

Are your coworkers not demonstrating the proper reverence around the office? Are fellow employees not recognizing your elevated place in the hierarchy? Then this t-shirt is for you!

Someone has to be Queen of the Nurses. Why not you?

do not feed the nurse t-shirt

Please, Do Not Feed The Nurses!

Are you a nurse who is sometimes hard to get along with? Do you know someone who fits this description?

This humorous t-shirt design includes the words - "NOTICE, For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Nurses!"

An overworked nurse, in captivity, can be just as unpredictable and dangerous as a wild animal. Never try to give them food without first asking their keeper for permission.

Ornery nurse t-shirt

Ornery Nurse Zone

Ornery? Hard to get along with? Want to warn others about your attitude, or the attitude of a co-worker?

This nursing t-shirt design mimics a road construction warning sign and includes the following words - "Ornery Nurse Zone"

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A great gift idea for an ornery nurse!
 

Optometrist T-shirts

Optometry t-shirt with bible verse

Where there is no vision, the people perish.

This optometry t-shirt design features the words "Optometry" and "Where there is no vision, the people perish. (Proverbs 29:18)"

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A great gift idea for an optometrist or optometry student!
Beware of the optometrist t-shirt

Beware of the Optometrist

Humorous design includes the words - "Beware of the Optometrist - Owner assumes no responsibility".

An overworked optometrist can be more dangerous than an angry dog! Protect yourself from expensive lawsuits by displaying this design. Remember, you can be held liable if your optometrist bites a patient or an assistant!

Optometrist attacks can happen with little or no warning. It's always a good idea to warn patients and staff.

Funny optometrist t-shirt

Optometry - Just sit down, shut up, and look into the machine!

This optometry t-shirt design features the words "Optometry" and "Just sit down, shut up, and look into the machine!"

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The perfect gift for a no-nonsense optometrist!
Ornery optometrist t-shirt

Ornery Optometrist Zone

Ornery? Hard to get along with? Want to warn others about your attitude, or the attitude of a co-worker?

This optometry t-shirt design mimics a road construction warning sign and includes the following words - "Ornery Optometrist Zone"

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A great gift idea for an ornery optometrist!
Optometrist t-shirt design

Optometry - How many fingers am I holding up?

This optometrist t-shirt design features the words "Optometry" and "How many fingers am I holding up?"

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A great gift idea for an optometry student or optometrist with a sense of humor!
Funny optometrist t-shirt

Please, Do Not Feed The Optometrists!

Are you an optometrist who is sometimes hard to get along with?

Do you know someone who fits this description?

This humorous t-shirt design includes the words - NOTICE, For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Optometrists!

An overworked optometrist, in captivity, can be just as unpredictable and dangerous as a wild animal. Never try to give them food without first asking their keeper for permission.

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let there be optometrists t-shirt

Let there be Optometrists

How long has the field of optometry existed? Is it possible the profession has existed much longer then previously believed? Recently revealed ancient verses might provide clues. This t-shirt features the words - "Let there be optometrists, to helpith people see better. - Genesis 1:36"

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Psychiatry T-shirts

Funny psychiatrist t-shirt

Please, Do Not Feed The Psychiatrists!

Are you a psychiatrist who is sometimes hard to get along with?

Do you know someone who fits this description?

This humorous t-shirt design includes the words - NOTICE, For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Psychiatrists!

An overworked psychiatrist, in captivity, can be just as unpredictable and dangerous as a wild animal. Never try to give them food without first asking their keeper for permission.

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A great gift idea for any psychiatrist!
Beware of the psychiatrist t-shirt

Beware of the Psychiatrist

Humorous design includes the words - "Beware of the Psychiatrist - Owner assumes no responsibility".

An overworked psychiatrist can be more dangerous than an angry dog! Protect yourself from expensive lawsuits by displaying this design. Remember, you can be held liable if your psychiatrist bites a co-worker or a patient!

Psychiatrists, in their natural habitat, can be dangerous and unpredictable. It's always a good idea to provide warning to others!