This page highlights some of the occupation themed t-shirts I have designed. Most of these designs can be found at Wage Slave Gifts. Additional designs are available at Work Work Work
Need a gift for a lawyer? Gifts for an office party, a retirement party, or just to say "thank-you"? The following designs, available on t-shirts, mugs and as framed prints, make great gifts.

Lawyer t-shirt design featuring the words "Be one with the Law Books!" A great gift idea for law students.
It's never enough to merely read the law books!

So when did the law profession come into being? Is it possible that attorneys have existed longer then previously thought? Recently unearthed ancient verses may provide answers. This attorney t-shirt design features the words - "Let there be attorneys, to helpith people with legal problems. - Genesis 1:36"

Are you an lawyer who is sometimes hard to get along with?
Do you know someone who fits this description?
This humorous t-shirt design includes the words - "NOTICE, For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Lawyers!"
An overworked lawyer, in captivity, can be just as unpredictable and dangerous as a wild animal. Never try to give them food without first asking their keeper for permission.

Lawyer t-shirt design featuring the words "Queen of the Lawyers"
Are your coworkers not demonstrating the proper reverence around the office? Are fellow employees not recognizing your elevated place in the hierarchy? Then this t-shirt is for you!
Someone has to be Queen of the Lawyers. Why not you?

Humorous design includes the words - "Beware of the lawyer - Owner assumes no responsibility".
An overworked lawyer can be more dangerous than an angry dog! Protect yourself from expensive lawsuits by displaying this design. Remember, you can be held liable if your lawyer bites a client or an assistant!
This attention getting design makes a great gift idea for a lawyer with a sense of humor!
Are managers, costumers, and coworkers constantly interrupting your work with trivialities? Is your workday crowded with needless meetings and distractions?
This paralegal t-shirt design features the words "Paralegal - BACK OFF! Give me some room to work."
A great gift idea for a serious paralegal who just wants to get the job done!

Paralegal t-shirt design featuring the words "Queen of the Paralegals"
Are your coworkers not demonstrating the proper reverence around the office? Are fellow employees not recognizing your elevated place in the hierarchy? Then this t-shirt is for you!
Someone has to be Queen of the Paralegals. Why not you?
A great gift idea for an Paralegal with a sense of humor!

So when did the paralegal profession come into being? Is it possible that paralegals have existed longer then previously thought? Recently unearthed ancient verses may provide answers. This paralegal t-shirt features the words - "Let there be paralegals, to doith jobs that lawyers are too 'busy' to do. - Genesis 1:36"

Paralegal t-shirt design featuring the words "Paralegal" and "Live the Dream!"

Are you a paralegal who is sometimes hard to get along with?
Do you know someone who fits this description?
This humorous t-shirt design includes the words - "NOTICE, For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Paralegals!"
An overworked paralegal, in captivity, can be just as unpredictable and dangerous as a wild animal. Never try to give them food without first asking their keeper for permission.